Second 20 Dollar Tree Opens In Silicon Valley

SUNNYVALE, CA – Residents of Sunnyvale California were delighted with the opening of a second 20 Dollar Tree in the high-tech town. Local geek Chip Kline who works at Apple told reporters “It such a relief, it’s been a while. The old 20 Dollar Tree was across town and always packed at all hours. I like these stores for simple things like boxes of tissues, cleaning supplies, and paper plates.” The self-righteous little shit further commented “And at $20 per item I really feel like I’m getting a bargain. This new store should alleviate the crowds!” After the interview Mr. Kline cleaned some bird poop off his Range Rover with a $50 dollar bill.