Executive Demands Executive Limo

WASHINGTON D.C. – According to local reports, hot-shit executive Brandon Wythe has demanded executive limo service for his trip to the airport tomorrow.  Wythe was apparently still livid about his last limo service which was advertised as executive, but sources reveal fell woefully short.  Wythe lashed out to reporters that the offending limo clearly lacked executive style and comfort. “It was an insult” he added, “There was no back massage option, the seats weren’t heated, and the leather was clearly second-rate.  I’m not putting up with this shit again”  At press time Wythe was reportedly discussing debt consolidation options with his bank. 

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