Comcast Raising Everyone’s Bill For Shits And Giggles

PHILADELPHIA, PA – In a corporate announcement today, Comcast Inc. said it will be raising monthly charges of customers across the board just for shits and giggles.  “Comcast continues to provide the best possible services and technologies for our customers, so we’re raising prices for 2018,” the company said in a statement to Turnip FIRE!  When pressed about the reason for the hikes they stated “Mostly for shits, probably some for giggles.  Yep, that’s it.  For shits and giggles.”

4 Responses

  1. Matt @ Optimize Your Life says:

    Ugh. Oligopolies.

  2. My bill went up by $2.00 this month. Shiggles for sure.

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