Area Loser Would Be Loser In Every Possible Time Period
Area loser Chris Knittle was informed by online calculator FireCalc that he would be a loser in every possible time period in history. Knittle spent Saturday morning excitedly plugging his data into the online calculator, popular with the financial independence and early retirement community, after discovering it through a blog post. Nervously hoping it would confirm his unsure belief that he’s not a complete loser, Knittle pressed the “submit” button. To his utter dismay, the results showed Knittle to be a loser in 100% of all possible time periods. As of press time, Mr. Knittle has not found any relief or hope for the deep-seated misery and despair that is his loser life.