50 Cent Changes Name To 68 Cent To Adjust For Inflation


LOS ANGELES – The popular rapper known as 50 Cent has legally filed to change his name to 68 Cent “to adjust for inflation”.  The rapper, whose birth name is Curtis Jackson, explained to reporters that “my first album came out in 2003 and things were different then.  50 Cent back then could get you certain things.  But I’m wiser now and learning about money.  I think it’s time to face the facts that it’s gonna take 68 Cent to get that same stuff now.”

Mr. Cent famously filed for bankruptcy in 2016 after revealing he was $36 million in debt.  Since then, he’s pledged to manage his finances better and this name change is part of that strategy.  “Once I learned about investments, asset classes, and inflation, how could I go on pretending to be the same value I was before?”,  said Cent.  “Even municipal bonds and annuities are subject to the same market forces, you can’t change that reality”.

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26 Responses

  1. Wait, what just happened here? 68 cents? Lol, i guess 50 cent got wiser with his money.

  2. Wait, is this true!?!?

    If so, way to go 50!

    Unfortunately 68 cent doesn’t roll off the tongue as smoothly as 50…lol

  3. ha ha ha!!! You’re great at these!

  4. Joe says:

    That’s pretty good.
    People like round numbers so he might not be as popular.
    It’d be like changing Retire by 40 to Semi-retire by 41.
    It doesn’t work. 🙂

  5. Doc G says:

    Ha! I love this.

  6. Susan @ FI Ideas says:

    Nice one! With a name like Jackson, he should have gone with 20 dollar. He’ll be there soon though.

  7. “i can get fiddy cent?” i used to hear that all the time and sometimes talk like that around the house. i wonder how that chicken choker blew all that dough from vitamin water AND got 36 mil in debt?

    • Accidental FIRE says:

      chicken-choker – you’re killin’ me Freddy! Celebrities get very creative in finding ways to blow money

  8. Haha sixty-eight cent just doesn’t have quite the same ring to it. Damn you, inflation!

  9. Tawcan says:

    Rofl I love it!

  10. This is great! Reminds me of a funny joke I once heard… what concert would only cost you 45 cents to go see?

    *drum roll*

    50 Cent featuring Nickelback!

    Perhaps that concert is a little more expensive now 😂

  11. Lisa says:

    Shouldn’t he adjust his name to a lower amount because of inflation? Or did he invest wisely?

    • Accidental FIRE says:

      You’re the winner – I was waiting for someone to make that comment!

      Mr. Cent is all about buying things (obviously), so he wants to keep his name with the same ability to buy stuff. But very good pickup 😉

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