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Your Money Horoscopes

Aries Your girlfriend will get Warren Buffet to sign her boob at the Berkshire Hathaway meeting and even though you like investing you’ll just be really confused about the whole thing. Taurus Complaining there’s nothing good on Netflix while stealing...

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Jeff Bezos Starts Personal Finance Blog

SEATTLE, WA – Amazon.com CEO Jeff Bezos has started a personal finance blog, according to numerous reports.  In his first post he explains why he moved $1.3 billion from his CIT Savings Builder account to a new account with Ally...

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Uninspired Blogger Only Talks In Listicles

ST. PAUL, MN – Sources report that the lazy financial blogger known as Todd “6 ways” Jenkins is only capable of speaking in listicles.  “I’ve tried 5 ways to shed this affliction, and I’m still searching for an answer” he...