Uninspired Blogger Only Talks In Listicles

ST. PAUL, MN – Sources report that the lazy financial blogger known as Todd “6 ways” Jenkins is only capable of speaking in listicles.  “I’ve tried 5 ways to shed this affliction, and I’m still searching for an answer” he told reporters.  Jenkins blogs about personal finance and early retirement, and in 2016 he started posting mostly uninspired listicles.  By early 2018 all of his posts were listicles and he even started speaking the same way in everyday life.  Now he’s unable to communicate without using listicles, in any medium.   “There’s 8 ways this kinda sucks, but I guess I did it to myself”, said Jenkins.  “I was unmotivated when it came to my blog, so I found 7 ways to fax it in.  And that changed my brain in 3 ways, one of which is called listicl-itis”.   “Trust me, if you’re a blogger there’s 4 reasons you don’t want to do what I did”.   As of this writing Jenkins has checked into a 12 step program at a local clinic for treatment.