Best Or Worst Clickbait Financial Blog Post Titles, You Decide
– “Mike Tyson Once Had Millions But You Won’t Believe How Many Starbucks Points He Has Now….”
– “17 Surprising Reasons Why I Married Into Money And Why You Should Too”
– “You Won’t Believe What (insert 70’s actress name here) Looks Like Now And This Has Something To Do With Money”
– “Why My Blog Is Shit But You’re Still Visiting”
– “I Just Bought A Porsche – EFF YOU!”
– “How To Save Big On Porn By Making Your Own”
– “Hilariously Sexist Assumptions About Money From The Past That Would Never Be Allowed Today… oh, wait”
– “The Photographer Just Kept Filming And She Just Kept Withdrawing Money From The ATM (with seductive picture)“
– “6 Pay-Day Loan Providers You Should Stop Using Now”
– “How To Start Your Own Meth Lab With Credit Card Points”
– “Why Money Makes Me Horny And The Places It’s Taken Me”
– “8 Reasons Why, You Won’t Believe, How To, These Are The Best, Just Friggin Click Already. Free Online Course!”
Saving money by making your own porn (as long as it has relevant pictures). You hit on my retirement strategy safety net is things go haywire. Lol
enjoy!
LOL! Some good ones here. I think I’d vote for “17 Surprising Reasons Why I Married Into Money And Why You Should Too” – I always wanted a sugar mama after all….
the real “simple path to wealth”
i’m offering a free online frugal burrito course. click here. i like the payday lenders one. very funny stuff.
now you have to do it – make the damn burrito course. you’ll OWN that online space!
Ha! I personally got to FI clicking on “15 ways to make billions on YouTube with cat videos”
the cat video ecosphere on the web is an alternate universe, one that is inescapable once entered…
Funny! I want to read these posts! I like the meth lab one
If we all unite as blogger friends we can divvy up the writing 🙂
– “Hilariously Sexist Assumptions About Money From The Past That Would Never Be Allowed Today… oh, wait”
Oh, wait…..😂😩
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Ha! I tried the “why my blog is shit” one. No dice!
Why can’t I click on these links?!? I NEED to know how many Starbucks points he has!!!
I think he’s a non-fat soy caramel macchiato guy, so probably shit-loads!
But…but…I clicked on all those and none of them work 🙁
When you add the hyperlinks don’t forget to include one for:
“Commercial Real Estate Has Been Astronomically Overvalued For a Decade – You Won’t Believe What Happens Next!”
Yes – I forgot the “You Won’t Believe What Happens Next!” trick!!
Very impressive!!
This was a really great read!
Thanks for sharing;
glad you enjoyed!
Bahahahahaaaa… great list, love this one: “How To Save Big On Porn By Making Your Own” – I’m sure you could drive traffic with these!
i ain’t writing that post, thats all i’m sayin…
hahahaha , love your satire posts.
Thanks for the laugh today
thanks Chris!
“8 Reasons Why, You Won’t Believe, How To, These Are The Best, Just Friggin Click Already. Free Online Course!”
Absolutely brilliant! Made my day
glad you liked it CF!