Welcome To The FUCT Movement
Proponents and champions of the financial movement called “FUCT” which stands for “Financially Uneducated Complete Trainwreck” held their first conference recently, called FUCTCON. The FUCT movement has been around for a while but has seen massive growth in recent years. Everyday it seems a new FUCT blog appears online, and major media outlets have been paying attention. “This isn’t just about maxing out credit card debt and leasing luxury sports cars anymore”, said prominent FUCT blogger Max Jones who blogs at TotallyFUCT.com. “It’s a broader movement that’s spreading the message of being FUCT”.
FUCTCON has a wide range of talks and sessions to spread the message of being FUCT. A sampling of the agenda:
- FUCT Lifehacks: Why you still need that Range Rover and how to get it.
- You’re FUCT: 7 Ways to embrace your fate and make the most of it.
- Lean-FUCT or Fat-FUCT: How FUCT are you?
- Life after being FUCT: Finding your true purpose.
- 3 strategies to get another personal loan when you’re bankrupt and FUCT.
- Getting un-FUCT: It’s not going to happen, so fly your FUCT-flag high!
Starting a new conference of this size is a lot of work and success isn’t guaranteed, but Jones is hopeful. “If the average attendee feels more FUCT after FUCTCON than when they arrived, I’ll consider it a success”.
I heard there is actually bonus breakout session:
Royally FUCT: Payday Loans & Multi-level Marketing
Hahahahaha. The best.
or the weirdest, whichever 🙂
I am so going to that session, go Amway!!
This post is totally FUCT’d up. LOL
I think I would go to FUCTCon just for kicks 🙂
It’ll be lots of drugs, booze, and debauchery!
“Lean-FUCT or Fat-FUCT: How FUCT are you?”
That is hilarious! Nice take on all the FinCon-related posts.
Thanks Katie, someone has to be off the rails so why not me?
Oh awesome. I hear next year’s FUCTCON is in Vegas and I’ve already booked my ticket to the private showing of Hangover 4. Those Joneses really know how to party. I can hardly wait to read all the write-ups of this year’s FUCTCON, but so far, nobody has sobered up enough to bother.
FUCTCON in Vegas will be epic!
….Or wait, is Vegas just a 24×365 FUCTCON?
everybody has their own con these days. somehow this reminded me of the old benny hill bit about having chicken ala freud….aka….freud chicken.
soon we’ll all be FUCT.
Benny Hill, haha, lots of ladies in undies. What a great show
You could start MufferitoCon
This is fantastic. More people need this message! MOAR!!!
I’m doing my part, just sayin’
How much does it cost to get FUCT? Can I charge it to my credit card? I’m close to max’d out, but I think there’s still room…. I NEED this!!
FUCTCON encourages credit card payment, especially high-interest ones. Bring the family!
FUCTCON sounds very thoroughly FUCT for sure. Thanks for the chuckle!
Glad you liked it!
Dude I think you have outdone yourself on this one, heck might have just FUCT yourself on being able to create one to top this 😉
Aw man, you’re right, I might be FUCT… well, everyone else is so I might as well join the club
The moto of FUCTCON “Get FUCT hard or go home !!”
I LOVE LOVE LOVE this article!
Ha – thank you!
Glad I’m not a fucting idiot but no genius either. I loved this…. made me smile. This one needs a t shirt.
Glad you liked it!