Area loser Chris Knittle was informed by online calculator FireCalc that he would be a loser in every possible time period in history. Knittle spent Saturday morning excitedly plugging his data into the online calculator, popular with the financial independence...
This post is about failure. Yes I know. That’s a topic that’s been written about quite often. J Money over at Budgets Are Sexy did a cool post a little while back listing out some major failures in his life...
My blog is only two and a half months old and I’ve been trying to establish a rhythm. I’ve been putting out my main posts on Tuesdays which tend to be longer content, with an additional post on Fridays. The...
What does a net worth trajectory look like over time when it “accidentally” gets to financial independence? As discussed in my journey post, I never had the goal of getting to financial independence until, well, I got there. But I...
PHILADELPHIA, PA – In a corporate announcement today, Comcast Inc. said it will be raising monthly charges of customers across the board just for shits and giggles. “Comcast continues to provide the best possible services and technologies for our customers,...
The cows were standing in the middle of the road somberly staring at our car, famished, ribs protruding out, barely looking alive. They clearly weren’t going to budge, and by the looks of them they likely didn’t have the energy. ...
This was the year I did it. As I sit here looking back on my 2017 and realize where I’m at now, I’m proud and grateful. Proud because I finally started to fully reap the benefits of the smart financial...
Hiya Turnip FIRE! readers, the new year is almost upon us. You’re a silly bunch, but you need to stop being silly with your money. Follow these tips for an un-silly 2018.. Instead of: Taking out a loan for that...
Modern media has a way of sensationalizing things, if you haven’t noticed. This is probably because it works, it’s good for views, which is good for advertising dollars. Combine that with the phenomenon of things going viral on social...
Let’s talk waste. For many, the “life cycle” of a Christmas gift might look like this. You find the right gift and buy the product on Amazon. Whatever the product, it’s likely wrapped in plastic bubble/box/wrap from the manufacturer. The...
ATLANTA – I’m at your service! Investing can be intimidating, scary even. When you invest with Winston Sterling Esq. you can be assured your money is in good hands and will benefit us both greatly! I need a new hot...
In the realm of professional athletes, the big sports come to mind first for most folks. Football, baseball, basketball, etc….. the “stick and ball” sports. Then there are second and third-level sports such as cycling or maybe track and field...
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