VALLEY FORGE – Legendary investor Jack Bogle has purchased a majority stake in Snap Inc., the parent company of the popular Snapchat social media platform. Mr. Bogle was seen by local reporters at an all-night club with a tumbler of...
In my recent Accidental Fire Journey post, I mentioned how I started my investing career after stumbling across an issue of Money magazine, in 1995. I subscribed and devoured every issue. Remember that the world-wide web was a teeny-weeny child only...
WASHINGTON D.C. – According to local reports, hot-shit executive Brandon Wythe has demanded executive limo service for his trip to the airport tomorrow. Wythe was apparently still livid about his last limo service which was advertised as executive, but sources...
It was suggested that since this is a new blog I should probably give a bit more detail about my story. My “Start Here” page covers to purpose of the blog but I’d like to explain more of my journey...
WASHINGTON D.C. – Experts at The American Retirement Institute released the results of a widespread study of the retirement savings of American workers this week. According to Larry Walden at ARI, the news is grim. “Many Americans have little to no...
If you’re not a climber, you’ve probably never heard of Fred Beckey. That’s understandable, it’s a fringe sport and famous climbers are few and far between to the general populace. It’s too bad since climbing, both rock/ice and mountaineering, is...
BOSTON – Sources confirm area spendthrift Ryan Lockerbie was looking extremely sharp in his $6500 Brioni Tonal-Stripe Suit at the local Wells Fargo while he was being turned down for a loan. The garment apparently infused an air of executive...
About six weeks ago I transitioned to part time at my job. Not 32 hours a week, not 24, but I went down to 20. I’ve been FI for quite a while now, but I frankly don’t have the cajones...
A little while back while doing laundry in my basement I looked up to see water coming between the wooden planks of my kitchen floor. After scrambling upstairs and shutting off the dishwasher, I grumbled about the mess and realized...
SUNNYVALE, CA – Residents of Sunnyvale California were delighted with the opening of a second 20 Dollar Tree in the high-tech town. Local geek Chip Kline who works at Apple told reporters “It such a relief, it’s been a while....
PEORIA – According to TMZ, Taylor Swift is dating a plumber named Joe Moorad from Peoria, Illinois in an effort to become more frugal. Local fan Diana Young saw the starlet using coupons at the Stop, Shop, and Save grocery...
Cars. America, and Americans, are obsessed with their cars. Cars represent freedom, or that’s the storyline we’ve created. This is seen in our movies, our pop-culture, our music, and permeates throughout virtually all aspect of our lives. Why? Cars are...
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