EERIE, PA – Local savant Kent Dreyfuss is blissfully unaware he’ll wind up paying $62.73 for NASCAR Heat 2, a video game regularly priced at $40 and on sale for $29.99, according to local reporters. “I’ve been waiting for this...
VALLEY FORGE – Legendary investor Jack Bogle has purchased a majority stake in Snap Inc., the parent company of the popular Snapchat social media platform. Mr. Bogle was seen by local reporters at an all-night club with a tumbler of...
WASHINGTON D.C. – According to local reports, hot-shit executive Brandon Wythe has demanded executive limo service for his trip to the airport tomorrow. Wythe was apparently still livid about his last limo service which was advertised as executive, but sources...
WASHINGTON D.C. – Experts at The American Retirement Institute released the results of a widespread study of the retirement savings of American workers this week. According to Larry Walden at ARI, the news is grim. “Many Americans have little to no...
BOSTON – Sources confirm area spendthrift Ryan Lockerbie was looking extremely sharp in his $6500 Brioni Tonal-Stripe Suit at the local Wells Fargo while he was being turned down for a loan. The garment apparently infused an air of executive...
SUNNYVALE, CA – Residents of Sunnyvale California were delighted with the opening of a second 20 Dollar Tree in the high-tech town. Local geek Chip Kline who works at Apple told reporters “It such a relief, it’s been a while....
PEORIA – According to TMZ, Taylor Swift is dating a plumber named Joe Moorad from Peoria, Illinois in an effort to become more frugal. Local fan Diana Young saw the starlet using coupons at the Stop, Shop, and Save grocery...
WASHINGTON D.C. – A major study by the National Bureau of Economic Research shows that getting a tax refund check is very popular among people who don’t understand the basics of economics. “Our research suggests that tax refund checks...
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