Tagged: food

July 10, 2018

The Cost Of The Big Three Expenses By State

One of the key rules for smart money management is to focus on the “big three”. What are the big three? For the vast majority of households the three biggest expenses are housing, transportation, and food. If you save the...

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May 25, 2018

Economists Debate Sustainability Of Taco Bell Dollar Menu

NEW YORK – A special meeting of leading economists was conveyed in New York to deliberate on the future of Taco Bell’s dollar menu. Most of the esteemed panelists agreed inflation will continue to challenge Taco Bell’s ability to deliver...

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February 16, 2018

Area Foodie Perplexed By $10 Meal That Doesn’t Suck

SAN FRANCISCO – After reluctantly being dragged into “The Pavilion”, a local establishment that looked as boring on the outside as it’s name suggests, area foodie Brianna Davis emerged perplexed that her meal actually tasted good. “I feel weird saying...

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December 7, 2017

Frugal Failure Packs Lunch For Work Using Takeout

SAN FRANCISCO – In a failed attempt at frugality, area resident Jeff Mayer started bringing his lunch to work, using takeout service Grubhub. “All the personal finance blogs recommend bringing lunch to work to start saving coin”, he commented. “So...