Envy. (noun) “a feeling of discontented or resentful longing aroused by someone else’s possessions, qualities, or luck.” It turns out this undesirable emotion has evolutionary origins and came about for a pretty good reason. It’s basically a survival mechanism, a way to motivate ourselves. ...
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