Area Spendthrift Looks Sharp While Failing To Qualify For Loan
BOSTON – Sources confirm area spendthrift Ryan Lockerbie was looking extremely sharp in his $6500 Brioni Tonal-Stripe Suit at the local Wells Fargo while he was being turned down for a loan. The garment apparently infused an air of executive sophistication in the normally drab office of the downtown bank. As of press time Mr. Lockerbie was reportedly quite dashing while frantically arguing with the bank employee about his loan denial due to bad credit.
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