Tagged: horoscopes

Aries You’ll realize your frugality is out of control while waiting to meet a stranger in a back alley for a bag of aluminum cans. Taurus After reading the Millionaire Next Door, you break into your neighbors house only to find a...

Aries The vulgar depths of the internet renew your faith in free speech after a google search for “backdoor roth”. Taurus You will continuously delay opening a creepy email from Chase Sapphire with the title “I know you’re just using...

Aries After getting your first Bluehost affiliate sale, you’ll take your girlfriend to Applebees with that coupon you photoshopped. Taurus Travel and adventure are in your future this week as your local Aldi is closed for renovation, forcing you to...