Bitcoin Heading Into Cyclically Strong Three Minute Period Of Day

NEW YORK – Goldman Sachs analysts say Bitcoin is heading into a traditionally strong three-minute period of growth, based on historical data.  “The data show that the period of 2:34 – 2:37 on Saturdays is very strong for Bitcoin growth”, says Dave Benjamin, senior analyst at Goldman Sachs.  “Bitcoin is coming off an unseasonally bad 14 minutes of devaluation, so all signs point to a solid period of growth”, added Benjamin.  He later lamented on missing out on the last growth season for his clients because he had to pee.

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  1. Mr. Groovy says:

    “He later lamented on missing out on the last growth season for his clients because he had to pee.”

    Hahahahahahahahahaha! Holy, crap, this made my day. I’m not saying that blockchain technology won’t be an important part of our world one day, but why do I think of tulips when I think of Bitcoin? Post of the week, my friend.

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