5 Sweet Gifts, Turnip FIRE Approved
We all know how the holidays work. To show your true love and affection for someone, you have to spend. The more you spend on them, the more you clearly communicate your appreciation. The world is great.
So on this Black Friday, here are some great gift options to show that special someone you care.
Nothing says let’s go for a ride like an $18,000 bicycle. Your loved ones deserve the best, and this puppy delivers. And it’s 95% pre-assembled.
Tudor Luxury Ice Club Membership
As they say “Never settle for tap-water ice again.” NEVER. On sale now, you rarely see this for under a thousand dollars.
NeoRest Dual-Flush One Piece Toilet
Don’t just put your crap anywhere. If your special someone has never experienced the pleasure of shitting on something that costs $13,000 this is your chance to buy them that experience. As a bonus the seat is included. Value.
Viking Professional 7 Refrigerator
Don’t dare call it a “fridge”, this thing is so much more. For only $12,149 (sale price) you can show that special someone that all “colds” are not created equal. There’s such a thing as “premium cold”, and it needs to be experienced to be appreciated.
Ssense Green Camo Scarf Trench Coat
Looking for the gift for that fashion-challenged loved one? This camo trench coat will propel them to instant relevance. A steal at $4210, but we have seen it as low as $4199 before, so just know that.
Happy Black Friday from your friends at Turnip FIRE!
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So funny post
Don’t buy anything please…I spent 3h writing my today Black Friday to discourage any purchase…!!🤗
Woo-hoo!
WHAT THE HECK ARE THOSE THINGS.
– Euro Douche bike
– “I can’t drink so I dilute it with this”
-The fashion hobo fall collection
Can’t knock a viking fridge..under $8k It is the chiller of yummy things.
“fashion hobo”, love it
Oh my god. There was no part of me that thought these were real things until I clicked the links. I went into the wrong business!
Sometimes Turnip FIRE is real – buuuuuut read the disclosure please!!!
Ha, don’t laugh. I’ve worked on several jobs where the customer has speced that exact fridge. Appliances are crazy. I really like the custom made Italian ranges from Officine Gullo for when really only the best will do.
Maybe I need to experience that kind of cold to be a believer…
i bought one of each. i also have a sweet bidet for sale to go with the toilet.
You did your civic duty!
I live in a place where there are many people with these kinds of lists. I see Ferrari SUVs all the time. The Ferarri bike is new to me, I will have to keep my eyes pealed for that one!
It comes with a free pair of $500 leather gloves!
Well considering the cold this fall, I think folks will need them if they ride around here.
The toilet is ALMOST as fancy as the ones in the Tokyo Narita Airport, except those play music to block out unpleasant sounds. I figured they were expensive, but not that expensive! I made sure to play around with all the toilet gadgets during my layovers. 🙂
And who pays that much money for rags, much less wears them in public??? I’m fairly certain I could pull some old clothes out the trash and sew them together to create something that looks slightly better than that garbage! But thanks for the laugh, I think… Scary what people spend on.
I admit I would love a bigger freezer, but it’d probably just encourage me to hoard more food and not eat all my leftovers. Having a smaller freezer forces me to stop spending and cooking now and then, so I can create more space in there. Even so, I’m NOT spending $12k on a fridge.
Amen to that!!