T.G.I.F. Friday: Volume 8
Welcome to “Thank God I’m FI” Friday, Volume #8! Here are some things I really like and that you might too. Finance Articles Waiting for Patience – “One of the biggest places I think investors screw-up is the impulse to...
Author: Dave @ Accidental FIRE
Between Chaos And Peace
I found a mostly empty and quiet gate at the airport with room to stretch. The traffic plagued ride and chaotic security line put me in a funk. There were 5 huge TV screens blaring out the bile of the...
Whole Foods Announces $21 Trillion Refund And Apology
AUSTIN, TX – Whole Foods, Inc. announced this week it will be giving a massive $21 Trillion refund to it’s millions of customers for overcharging all these years. “We’re coming clean”, said company chief spokesperson Kyle Boddington. “It all started...
How My Net Worth Quadrupled This Past Decade
It was the best of times, it was definitely not the worst of times. The S&P 500 roared to another amazing high in 2019, returning an eye-bulging 28.88% for the year. But the bigger story is the decade-long bull market,...
T.G.I.F. Friday: Volume 7
Welcome to “Thank God I’m FI” Friday, Volume #7! Here are some things I really like and that you might too. Finance Articles Life After FIRE – “Retirement is a wonderful place to be, and life after FIRE is a...
History Of A Successful Side Hustle
Regular readers know that my main side hustle is not this blog but my graphic arts business. And what a year it was. I set a goal to earn $6,000 this year ($500 a month average) and I’m ecstatic to...
Driving Around In Your Wealth-Draining Mercedes, An Analysis
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Money Lessons On The Inca Trail
“Is she gonna be okay?”, I shouted through the door of the women’s bathroom. “I think so, she’s just really sick… go on and have fun, we’ll be okay”. The voice that shouted back was from Jen’s Mom, and Jen...
T.G.I.F. Friday: Volume 6
Welcome to “Thank God I’m FI” Friday, Volume #6! Here are some things I really like and that you might too. Finance Articles 11 Months on the Retirement Glide Path – Here’s What We’ve Learned – “We seem to...
Get After It, There’s More Work To Do
I bunny hopped a pothole and got right onto Jordan’s rear wheel. Drafting, the practice of keeping your front tire just inches behind the rear tire of the cyclist in front of you, can save you 30% effort since you’re...
Uninspired Blogger Only Talks In Listicles
ST. PAUL, MN – Sources report that the lazy financial blogger known as Todd “6 ways” Jenkins is only capable of speaking in listicles. “I’ve tried 5 ways to shed this affliction, and I’m still searching for an answer” he...
The Real Value Of Mutual Funds Over Time
In a post a little while back I lamented that the deck is kind of stacked against us these days when it comes to being financially responsible. Whether it be the endless gadgets that are one click away or increasingly...
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