A few years back at a barbecue I found myself in a conversation about houses and such with some nice folks I just met. Being they were all young couples they were discussing recent adventures in house hunting. One woman...
JEZERO CRATER, MARS – In one of the biggest discoveries humankind has ever made, the NASA rover Perseverance has confirmed the existence of microbial life on Mars. The U.S. Government reacted by immediately sending a $1400 stimulus check to the...
MEDINA, WA – According to local reporters and irate eyewitnesses, Amazon, Inc. CEO Jeff Bezos held up the line at the Medina, Washington Food Mart for over 20 minutes when he presented a huge stack of coupons to the cashier. ...
DEARBORN, MI – On Wednesday The Ford Motor Company introduced the newest member to its line of pickups, the $49,000 base-price “One Big Colossal Waste Of Money”, or OBCWOM for short. The auto giant spared no expense with a glitzy...
Aries Your girlfriend will get Warren Buffet to sign her boob at the Berkshire Hathaway meeting and even though you like investing you’ll just be really confused about the whole thing. Taurus Complaining there’s nothing good on Netflix while stealing...
SEATTLE, WA – Amazon.com CEO Jeff Bezos has started a personal finance blog, according to numerous reports. In his first post he explains why he moved $1.3 billion from his CIT Savings Builder account to a new account with Ally...
GLENDALE, AZ – Despite her refusal to allow him within 15 feet, local teen Justin Essek is “certain” his cute, social distancing neighbor, Jenna Harbinger, is just playing hard to get. “She’s totally into me”, said Essek to reporters when...
I’ve been blogging for about 2.5 years but have never had anything truly go viral, until now. My infographic post from April 3rd, titled “Relative Importance in 2020, So Far”, has made it’s way around the world in ways I...
HILLIARD, OH – Area frugal weirdo Ben Stanfield is “pretty sure” he can still get a year or two out of his 16 year old socks, according to sources. “I’ve been hang drying them for a few years now to...
AUSTIN, TX – Whole Foods, Inc. announced this week it will be giving a massive $21 Trillion refund to it’s millions of customers for overcharging all these years. “We’re coming clean”, said company chief spokesperson Kyle Boddington. “It all started...
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Hiking: 43 Miles
Paddling: 40 Miles
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