Aries You’ll achieve new levels of hypocrisy when you drive an eighth of a mile to the nail salon in your massive SUV immediately after bitching about climate change on Twitter. Taurus After reading self-help books, you try to take...
SAN FRANCISCO, CA – Scores of iPhone fans waited over 12 hours in line at the downtown San Francisco Apple store to secure their delayed retirement. The excitement was palpable as the sensibly stylish throng affirmed their adherence to a...
Proponents and champions of the financial movement called “FUCT” which stands for “Financially Uneducated Complete Trainwreck” held their first conference recently, called FUCTCON. The FUCT movement has been around for a while but has seen massive growth in recent years. ...
WASHINGTON D.C. – Most Americans achieve their highest ability to understand money in the anxious seconds when deciding between a cup or cone and the number of scoops they desire at the ice cream shop, according to a new study. ...
The popular financial blogger Brock Powers who is often accused of being a snake oil salesman has decided to go all in and actually start selling real snake oil, according to sources. Powers, best known for successful courses like How...
WASHINGTON D.C. – A study from the Brookings Institution shows the average American family inadvertently saves $53 a year. “At first we were definitely surprised by the results” said lead researcher John Blutarsky. “We expected results that showed no savings...
WASHINGTON, D.C. – A new report from the Consumer Financial Protection Bureau shows that crippling student loan debt is hampering millions of people from experiencing the joy of wasting money at Whole Foods. “The numbers keep getting bigger, and there’s...
WASHINGTON, D.C. – Sources report every Financial Independence blogger attending the meet up at the corner table of the local “Ramen Emporium” ordered water. Waiter Josh Crawford was reportedly ecstatic to see a party of nine enter the restaurant, hoping...
PASADENA, CA – NASA scientists have discovered an online click funnel so powerful even light can’t escape. Using the new Kepler telescope, precise gravitational measurements, and mass spectrometry, scientists have confirmed the existence of what they have labeled “click-funnel MPBM3”...
We all know how the holidays work. To show your true love and affection for someone, you have to spend. The more you spend on them, the more you clearly communicate your appreciation. The world is great. So on this...
BENTONVILLE, AR – Mega retailer Walmart announced plans to outfit store greeters this Black Friday with protective Kevlar suits designed to survive an attack from a grizzly bear. “Black Friday has become so much more than just a shopping day. ...
Aries You’ll realize your frugality is out of control while waiting to meet a stranger in a back alley for a bag of aluminum cans. Taurus After reading the Millionaire Next Door, you break into your neighbors house only to find a...
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